Wednesday, December 3, 2008

What not to Wear!! (Jon H. Style)



This past weekend I went to Disneyland and while there I learned there are few things that should not be worn out in public. In the comfort of your own home you should be free to wear or not wear what you want.

1. "Real Men Wear Pink"

This cliched term, really describes something that should not be worn. Men can wear pink, but they should not have to rationalize themselves into wearing a color. Just because you were Pink does not make you a real man. When was the last time you saw an action movie star wear pink. I don't think Mel Gibson, Bruce Willis, or Steve McQueen ever wore pink. If you don't think these men are real men, I would dare you tell them that. Also most the time you say that "Real Men Wear Pink" you are just trying to understand why you bought a pink polo, and feel like you need to pop the collar. Most likely the reason that you bought it, was you were trying to impress a lady. There is nothing wrong with that, and every guy has done that before. Lets just stop trying to make ourselves feel better for it.


2. Basketball jerseys are for Basketball player.


Why do men insist on walking around wearing the jersey of their favorite trendy basketball player. The problem with wearing a basketball jersey in public is that, the jersey was not made for your body type. 10 times out of 10 the jersey is to big and we can see your hair arm pits. This may be a news flash but this is not attractive.


3. Sleeves are not good. Despite what "Right Says Fred" Says.


We all know the song, and have been guilty of singing it at some point. But the sad fact is that it is not cool to wear tank tops or any type of sleeve shirt.

4 comments:

Sister Michelle Summerhays said...

Ha! This is so true. BTW, I love the title of this post - remember how you have a celebrity crush on Stacy London?? Is she who you got these fashion tips from? :)

Whitney L. said...

HAAHHAA!! I forgot about your celebrity crush of Stacy London! Also Jon, do real men wear lavender? Because you have a lavender shirt/argyle sweater that is very stunning!

Unknown said...

A real man can wear whatever he wants to, that is what makes man. He can wear pink, he can wear lavender. He is a man!!

Corey Christensen said...

Wow, I'm so glad I have you to double check my fashion. I almost came to work in my XXL Kyrelenko jersey today. Phew!