Update!!

Last night, a lone shopping cart sat in the middle of the parking lot. It sat there doing nothing and looking innocent. But there were intentions of malice behind the carts innocent lurking. It sat there right in the middle of the parking lot, tempting cars to hit it. I noticed the cart sitting there with its smug little grin, and stopped my car and put the cart away in its place. If we can all put at least two carts away when we go grocery shopping we can make the world a better place. Yes We Can!!

Attack of the Shopping Carts

Imagine this scene if you will. A parking lot filled with shopping carts and cars. In this parking lot, there are stalls that are designated for the return on shopping carts. In a perfect world persons would return the shopping carts to these stalls after use. In the world that we live in the shopping carts are not returned but are allowed to roam the parking lot and hunt for victims both real and imaginary. The carts stock their victims with the a cunning and agility that is normally only found in lions or tigers. The speed in which they attack can be quick and fatal, and other times slow and painful. The carts lay in waiting, the wait behind other carts, they wait behind car, they wait behind lamp posts. These carts move around the parking lot free to inflict their will and pain against cars and humans alike. The sad part of this story is how quickly this could all end. If us humans could only put the carts away we could live in peace when we go to the grocery store. We would not have to lives in fear of shopping carts following us to hit us in the ankles or hit are car doors. Lets us work together to curb this terror. Lets put our shopping carts away and build a better America for our Children. Yes We Can!!!